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The HalfCast Podcast, otherwise known as The H******t Podcast on iTunes, is the world’s first i-doser suppository. Get your skull all jazz f**ked on noises by simply placing your ear buds inside of your rectum. Allow a good half hour for the sounds to melt into your binaural-sphincter. That is all.
Billions of people are affected by online scams fortnightly! You are not immune!
An exclusive interview with Anna Ymous as she shares her wisdom on the subject.
A must watch for anybody who uses or has considered using the internet!
A Halfcast podcast exclusive; an interview with Anna Ymous on the horrific stalking she suffered on Facebook and the courage it took to confront her stalker. A story no facebook user/stalker can afford to ignore!
Terrifying, gripping and inspiring!
Please post on your own Facebook wall in solidarity with this brave woman.
Halfcast Episode 15, The Ultimate podcast for improving the quality of just about every aspect of your life. Personal or Business, Physical or emotional. Want to stop smoking, exercise more, now you can. Listen, whilst drifting off to sleep for optimal results.
Episode 14 seeks to create a greater intellectual understanding and commits to participate in the civic life of Kyrgyzstan. We hope to help shape the future with our determination to come up with innovations that benefit humankind. Being the best means providing outstanding quality, service, cleanliness, and value. Episode 14 creates happiness by providing the finest in entertainment for people of all ages, anywhere.
It`s a little known fact that there was a 13th apostle, who like Jesus was a midget. His name was Edgar and Jesus used to stand on his shoulder`s so that you could only see Edgar’s feet. That way Jesus looked tall and noble. Sadly Jesus never mentioned Edgar in his teachings because he was jealous of the time that this smoking hot whore called Mary washed Edgar`s feet with her hair thinking they in fact belonged to Jesus.
So this thirteenth episode of the HalfCast is dedicated to Edgar and his sterling leg work.
Does Halfcast Episode 8 cure cancer? Reports of patients going into remission have been recorded. By using sound frequency tone pitches developed by leading researchers Halfcast episode 8 may be able to heal all common ailments.
Warning: Babies born to mothers who have listened to the Halfcast in the latter half of pregnancy have reported complications, including difficulties with breathing, turning blue, floppiness, stiffness, irritability or constant crying. Sleepwalking, and eating or driving while not fully awake, with amnesia for the event, have also been reported.
At the turn of the last millennium an audio file was created so vile and twisted the only way to listen was to cram it up your ears.
The grand old wise one Ted Stevens decreed it not tube worthy and buried it under a pile of increase your penis size spam deep in the junk mail box of an insane asylum, and there it stayed, Until one day whilst replying to an email with the subject line “Beat her womb with your new big rod” a young man rediscovered the halfcast!
Episode 6 is here at last, over 20 years in the making. We`ve traveled to strange and exotic websites in search of unearthly treasures to share with you, mixed in some of our unique brand of absurdity (Absurdoxyn TM) and baked slo. . . wait a second, this makes no sense.
Episode 4 is here!
Go on a thrill ride packed with a suprise at every turn. Learn new, hidden and forgotten truths. Journey into the nether regions of the soul in search of the secret. Have your ears explode with delight to amazing sounds. Laugh and learn to love again.
and then take a breath, come back and listen to Episode 4 of the halfcast! (Meh, I like it)